Work, for Taylor, has been iffy lately.
The contractor he was working for just doesn’t need him and he’s basically been doing snow removal for another contractor and some day labor type stuff. Selling motorcycle parts for spare cash.
The stuff you do when you’re broke and between jobs.
This royally screws up my routine of cleaning and keeping up with the house.
He’s just so… large.
Not in a physical sense cuz he’s not a huge guy or anything but in a sense that…
I dunno. His personality, his stuff… he takes up the whole house when he’s in it.
I just can’t focus on cleaning, can’t pick up around him well.
Things fall by the wayside.
So today he’s gone doing that snow removal stuff and I chose not to clean the house but to do one of my other “chores”.
I cleaned my ass.
I feel a little bad cuz now I’m sitting here in a house where next to nothing got done but…
Hey.
I have make up on. My hair is cute. And my ass is spotless.
Which do YOU think he cares more about?
Dusting? Or a squeaky clean asshole? 
This made me laugh. For that, you deserve a fucking gold star and a good and proper ass-fucking (tell Taylor I said so) cuz today I didn’t think I could even smile, let alone laugh. Thanks.
February 3rd, 2008 at 9:40 pmI’ll bet you’re the ONLY one who laughed at this.
Everyone else was likely like… “WHAT the FUCK?”
*snicker*
Taylor, of course, was like…
“Would it have hurt to dust the tv and clean your ass?”
Hmmph!
February 3rd, 2008 at 11:53 pmsometimes cleaning my ass is waaaay more valuable than anything else i can think of. and definitely more than dusting.
awesome.
February 4th, 2008 at 1:25 pmI don’t know him personally, but I can guess which is going to go over best with him! Sometimes a clean house is less important to them than the women they love anxiously awaiting their arrival home. I hope this one was memorable for you both.
Love,
February 5th, 2008 at 2:06 amThe Butterfly Temptress
oooh decisions, decisions!! Hmmm dusting is the most pointless thing in the whole world …. there… i think i’ve made my choice!!
t.
February 5th, 2008 at 6:03 pmI find myself wondering how you can possibly feel controlled by a man so obviously without power. Day labor? Snow shoveling? Has it occurred to the two of you to get some education so that you qualify for higher paying jobs? He might be hot now, but when you’re 50 and living in the trailer park he might lose some of his appeal.
February 7th, 2008 at 12:04 amLmao
Judgmental much?
Know anything at all about me, him or our situation?
Didn’t think so.
Yanno…
My father in law used to be vice president of international advertising at a HUGE company here.
They downsized him out of his job after 18 or so years.
Since he’d also put in his 20 as a naval officer he was, obviously, a bit on the older side of things. (Mid fifties, I believe)
He struggled for years to get a job equal to what he had been doing.
No one wanted to hire someone of his age, so close to retirement.
So he spent most of his retirement fund from that company sitting in an office he rented to appear to still be a well to do, successful businessman in hopes of it panning out into a new, well paying job.
He now lives off his navy retirement pay.
*shrug*
Any of us can get into a bad place.
Any of us can be reduced by circumstance.
Why assume neither of us have college educations?
Why assume education has anything to do with why we don’t qualify for higher paying jobs?
Why assume we don’t qualify?
*shrug*
You’re a judgmental ass, whomever you are.
I’m 39 years old.
I’m not some naive, stupid little girl.
Taylor is not some young, foolish man.
50 is creeping up more quickly than you may have imagined.
I do believe I’d take the trailer park over someone like you.
February 7th, 2008 at 12:37 am